Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Cinco de mayo



I have some great plans to celebrate this mestizo holiday. Number one stay off the streets mestizos are all ready drunk enough and this is an excuse to drink more. Number two lock everything on your property down, because eventually the mestizos will run out of drinking money and they are prone to steal everything in sight. Number three call every immigration office in your area to help the mestizos celebrate this Mexican holiday in Mexico. While you have your phone book out also call all your city, county, and state, representatives to let them know how unhappy you are with these illegal criminal aliens getting drunk in America's streets on your tax dollars. Let us celebrate our independence from those who depend on us.

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